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Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — "Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers" Dad Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed crew-neck tee carries a wry, dad-energy statement across the back and a small chest mark up front — deadpan humor that lands when mornings are slow and coffee is essential. The shirt feels sturdy yet breathable: medium-weight cotton that keeps shape, a ribbed collar that won’t sag, and a smooth surface made for bold, crisp prints. Wear it on a rough wake-up, a backyard barbecue, or while corralling kids and leftovers — it reads like a wink from someone surviving parenthood with caffeine and sarcasm.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, breathable, and great for printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean, classic silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main designs to ensure sharp, lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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