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Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — "Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers" Dad Tee
Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — "Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers" Dad Tee
Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — "Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers" Dad Tee
Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — "Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers" Dad Tee
Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — "Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers" Dad Tee

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Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — "Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers" Dad Tee

$25.97
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Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
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This relaxed crew-neck tee carries a wry, dad-energy statement across the back and a small chest mark up front — deadpan humor that lands when mornings are slow and coffee is essential. The shirt feels sturdy yet breathable: medium-weight cotton that keeps shape, a ribbed collar that won’t sag, and a smooth surface made for bold, crisp prints. Wear it on a rough wake-up, a backyard barbecue, or while corralling kids and leftovers — it reads like a wink from someone surviving parenthood with caffeine and sarcasm.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, breathable, and great for printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean, classic silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main designs to ensure sharp, lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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