{"product_id":"low-battery-father-figure-t-shirt-functioning-on-coffee-rage-and-leftovers-dad-tee","title":"Low Battery Father Figure T-Shirt — \"Functioning on Coffee, Rage, and Leftovers\" Dad Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length (from center back), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis relaxed crew-neck tee carries a wry, dad-energy statement across the back and a small chest mark up front — deadpan humor that lands when mornings are slow and coffee is essential. The shirt feels sturdy yet breathable: medium-weight cotton that keeps shape, a ribbed collar that won’t sag, and a smooth surface made for bold, crisp prints. Wear it on a rough wake-up, a backyard barbecue, or while corralling kids and leftovers — it reads like a wink from someone surviving parenthood with caffeine and sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, breathable, and great for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean, classic silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main designs to ensure sharp, lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":48322018967774,"sku":"86414465251178650570","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48322019000542,"sku":"23550687203451462434","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48322019033310,"sku":"45497302901068244674","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48322019066078,"sku":"15766783163002326851","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":48322019098846,"sku":"14256784056732382617","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48322019131614,"sku":"24111282880423122562","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48322019164382,"sku":"48863935864430265176","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":48322019197150,"sku":"11920711379176216033","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48322019229918,"sku":"30409500871524452079","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48322019262686,"sku":"48888363715363102644","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48322019295454,"sku":"14605573693695338070","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":48322019328222,"sku":"33558544195084594819","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48322019360990,"sku":"15398266103521367937","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48322019393758,"sku":"28239390313962853068","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":48322019426526,"sku":"13483510875886765750","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48322019459294,"sku":"22549418683994583556","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48322019492062,"sku":"28486164773157772900","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48322019524830,"sku":"12313873094951140477","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":48322019557598,"sku":"16950263331311568077","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48322019590366,"sku":"33596596344212408988","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48322019623134,"sku":"16069861319561908716","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":48322019655902,"sku":"89729453679989532903","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48322019688670,"sku":"43326840406152264105","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48322019721438,"sku":"13977731216922857035","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48322019754206,"sku":"33579946470149721591","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48322019786974,"sku":"27752291073723534987","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48322019819742,"sku":"10377439673304768412","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48322019852510,"sku":"27521976124111835817","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48322019885278,"sku":"29244424158806025670","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48322019918046,"sku":"28153266348021336568","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48322019950814,"sku":"16132252692634046356","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48322019983582,"sku":"39391186853507735119","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48322020016350,"sku":"30337889777319191900","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48322020049118,"sku":"75749067886508857944","price":29.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48322020081886,"sku":"22701632586460207112","price":31.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48322020114654,"sku":"10602254768817513068","price":31.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48322020147422,"sku":"20220418715223320609","price":31.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48322020180190,"sku":"10205819845794602342","price":31.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48322020212958,"sku":"23117864939245468683","price":32.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":48322020245726,"sku":"31823654623444999543","price":32.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48322020278494,"sku":"13651913965145672787","price":32.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":48322020311262,"sku":"28360919546532426713","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":48322020344030,"sku":"26098502683387429294","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48322020376798,"sku":"17099221534742387935","price":32.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/7385\/3150\/files\/9845877177800930552_2048.jpg?v=1781050481","url":"https:\/\/forgeandfuture.myshopify.com\/products\/low-battery-father-figure-t-shirt-functioning-on-coffee-rage-and-leftovers-dad-tee","provider":"Forge and Future","version":"1.0","type":"link"}