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Raised by Chaos Tee — Funny Dad T-Shirt (Still Showed Up, Still Paid for It)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A comfortable, classic cotton tee that wears like a quiet badge of parenthood. Clean, bold lettering on the chest and a larger typographic statement on the back—"RAISED BY CHAOS" with the wry subline—creates a shirt that feels honest, a little salty, and genuinely lived-in. Lightweight but durable, the fabric softens with each wash while keeping shape thanks to the ribbed collar and shoulder taping. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone on weekend mornings, signaling a dry sense of humor and steady hands after sleepless nights.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to resist stretching and keep shape
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork; tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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